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she made Yoda jealous. (from NSG3287)
and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
she knew the Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block
she owes Jesus a nickel.
she owes Moses a quarter.
she coughs out dust.
she used to babysit Jesus.
she's the only dinosaur they didn't have to animate for "Jurassic Park."
she went to an antique parlor and they kept her.
she owes Jesus food stamps.
I told her to act her own age, and she died.
she has Jesus' beeper number!
her social security number is 1!
that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.
that when she was in school there was no history class.
she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
she's in Jesus's yearbook!
she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
she ran track with dinosaurs.
she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
she remembers the Grand Canyon when it was a ditch.
you gotta call the fire department when you light her birthday candles.
she's the only one who can get a senior citizens' discount at the old folks home.
her zip code is 00001.
her birth certificate was in Roman numerals.
she's older than anything in the local antique store.
the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
when she ran track in high school, they timed her with a sundial.
she got hired to baby-sit Cain and Abel.
when Moses parted the Red Sea, she was on the other side fishin'.
when she reads the bible she reminisces.
she co-wrote one of the Ten Commandments.
she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
her birth certificate says, "Expired!" on it.
when you ask for her ID, she hands you a rock.
she farts out dust.
when she gave birth, YOU came out with dentures.
she knew the Garden of Eden when it was a plant.
I found cave drawings of her.
she used a brontasaurus to get her drivers' license.
Jurassic Park brought back memories.
she's got an autographed version of the Bible!
she dreams re-runs.
her birthday expired.
she owes Jesus a dollar.

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